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1. You will have the most brilliant idea ever on the sales floor, but will forget it the minute you sit down and start writing.
2. It is possible to fall asleep leaning against a rack of sweatshirts.
**2.A-- Furthermore, a rack of sweatshirts makes for a comfortable sleep (and a great way to pass 15 minutes).
3. We will have a higher percentage of sales when I ignore customers and push product out. Efforts to actually sell will leave the room empty, as everyone runs, runs, RUNS away.
4. The more you beg to work in the back, the more hours they'll give you out front. Further complaints will lead to only swing shifts scheduled for all week. And each in the front.
5. The last hour of your shift will take longer than the previous four hours did.
**5.A-- The last two minutes, however, will invariably see a mountain of go-backs that must be put away before you leave. Time will speed up, so that it will take you 30 minutes to put away items that, in the previous four hours and 58 minutes, would have taken only three minutes.
2. It is possible to fall asleep leaning against a rack of sweatshirts.
**2.A-- Furthermore, a rack of sweatshirts makes for a comfortable sleep (and a great way to pass 15 minutes).
3. We will have a higher percentage of sales when I ignore customers and push product out. Efforts to actually sell will leave the room empty, as everyone runs, runs, RUNS away.
4. The more you beg to work in the back, the more hours they'll give you out front. Further complaints will lead to only swing shifts scheduled for all week. And each in the front.
5. The last hour of your shift will take longer than the previous four hours did.
**5.A-- The last two minutes, however, will invariably see a mountain of go-backs that must be put away before you leave. Time will speed up, so that it will take you 30 minutes to put away items that, in the previous four hours and 58 minutes, would have taken only three minutes.