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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young MTF THERAPIST named IKELLIUS. He was PATIENTLY WALKING in the SLIMY forest when he met BIG KOLICUS, a run-away GRADUATE STUDENT from the FROTHY Queen KOBBERS.

IKELLIUS could see that BIG KOLICUS was hungry so he reached into his ART CASE and give him his TINY TIRAMISU. BIG KOLICUS was thankful for IKELLIUS's TIRAMISU, so he told IKELLIUS a very JOLLY story about Queen KOBBERS's daughter IKOLEE. How her mother, the FROTHY Queen KOBBERS, kept her locked away in a DORM protected by a gigantic DONKEY, because IKOLEE was so STICKY.

IKELLIUS WALKED. He vowed to BIG KOLICUS the GRADUATE STUDENT that he would save the STICKY IKOLEE. He would SIT the DONKEY, and take IKOLEE far away from her eveil mother, the FROTHY Queen KOBBERS, and WALK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CHATTY HURRICANE and BIG KOLICUS the GRADUATE STUDENT began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DONKEY from his story. FROTHY Queen KOBBERS RAN out from behind a DIET PEPSI CAN and struck IKELLIUS dead. In the far off DORM you could hear a SHREECH.