I love my epic crack dreams
Feb. 26th, 2010 04:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kolSo, you guys all know when I'm exhausted I have the most wacked out dreams ever. Today was no exception. And it featured: FIGURE SKATING.
The first lulzy thing: SJSU had a figure skating team, and I was on it. Along with a couple guys from work. Which is lulzy in and of itself XD. The main push of the dream was trying to get to the ice, because I was stuck at work, and for some reason Johnny Weir was one of my underlings and we kept talking skating and random things while we were sneaking the guys out to go skate and it was beautiful, right up until people came after us with paintball guns. And you will know, in my dream I squealed louder than Weir when hit. Which is pretty true to form, because paintballs really hurt X0.
There was an epic car chase to get to the ice, that ended with a car chase ON THE ICE, interrupting a performance of a girl who looked suspiciously like Sage. And then it was my turn, and I totally rocked out, except even in my dream it was obvious that I was hockey-skating material because I was totally doing lame jumps and things *I* would do. And I looked over at the judges at the end, and there was Pixie! Waving flags for judging! And she had 3 different flags-- Hella Awesome, Oh Noes, and WTF WOMAN. I know this because she was waving all three at once (which is further proof I am not normal-- I've heard it said you can't read in your dreams but I always have been able to).
And then this chick, who I think was an older Kim Yu-Na, took to the ice in this beautiful blue veil and sparkly number, and started doing a burlesque routine tossing the veils around, but I only caught the first toss because I was too busy running away from the people who were chasing us before and got lost in the Spartan Store. I remember hiding out behind the Prismacolor marker display and then BAM! I was awake ;___;
BEST DREAM OF THE YEAR <3333.
The first lulzy thing: SJSU had a figure skating team, and I was on it. Along with a couple guys from work. Which is lulzy in and of itself XD. The main push of the dream was trying to get to the ice, because I was stuck at work, and for some reason Johnny Weir was one of my underlings and we kept talking skating and random things while we were sneaking the guys out to go skate and it was beautiful, right up until people came after us with paintball guns. And you will know, in my dream I squealed louder than Weir when hit. Which is pretty true to form, because paintballs really hurt X0.
There was an epic car chase to get to the ice, that ended with a car chase ON THE ICE, interrupting a performance of a girl who looked suspiciously like Sage. And then it was my turn, and I totally rocked out, except even in my dream it was obvious that I was hockey-skating material because I was totally doing lame jumps and things *I* would do. And I looked over at the judges at the end, and there was Pixie! Waving flags for judging! And she had 3 different flags-- Hella Awesome, Oh Noes, and WTF WOMAN. I know this because she was waving all three at once (which is further proof I am not normal-- I've heard it said you can't read in your dreams but I always have been able to).
And then this chick, who I think was an older Kim Yu-Na, took to the ice in this beautiful blue veil and sparkly number, and started doing a burlesque routine tossing the veils around, but I only caught the first toss because I was too busy running away from the people who were chasing us before and got lost in the Spartan Store. I remember hiding out behind the Prismacolor marker display and then BAM! I was awake ;___;
BEST DREAM OF THE YEAR <3333.
