Hello my name is Kol and I'm a Diet Pepsi addict.

[kol]

This is the week of seriously getting off Diet Pepsi, and I'm determined for this to be successful. I've come up with strategies to ensure success, including the aversion therapy I attempted today.

I took my vitamins with diet pepsi.

Well. I miscalculated two very important things.A: I don't swallow pills well (see 2002 when I tore my throat muscles coughing and thought I was gonna die) B: My multivitamin 50% of the time causes gag reflex.

Well, I no longer want diet pepsi... and I am so regretting making pasta for lunch. SO GROSS.

I was so proud of going four wonderful years without hurling in the apartment, too. Which is astonishing when you consider how frequently I am sick. So I'm more frustrated that my streak is over than anything else.

Though I did suffer a freak out when I realized OMG PILLS CAME UP THAT IS HOW PEOPLE DIE OH SHIT I AM GOING TO DIE AND GET PUT IN DARWIN AWARDS.

Naturally, the first thing I thought of was to call mum XD. You would all be proud of her yelling at me for being stupid because

a) YOU ARE STILL TALKING YOU MORON
b) THEY ARE JUST VITAMINS
c) WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME IT IS STARGATE TIME.

Oh mum XD

So I'm not dying and I'm going to Walgreens to buy a new multivitamin. Because wtf am I taking a multivitamin body clearly does not want. *___*.