Oye, Body, I REALLY REALLY HATE YOU SOMETIMES

Body: OH HAI. GUESS WHAT.
Me: Lost weight? :D!!
Body: Uh, no.
Me: Suddenly sprouted money limbs?
Body: Look, we should just let Teeth tell you.
Me: ....
Teeth: *broken gibberish*
Me: ....
Body: Yeah, about that-- Teeth might have lost a filling. Or... two.
Brain: OMG WTF OMG CAN'T COPE *BROKEN* $%$#%!!
Me: >.<!!!!!

So somehow in the next month I have to mount at least a crap load of money for:
a) replacing all fillings, including the TWO that fell out ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE MOUTH this week, as well as possibly getting a crown AND getting wisdom teeth removed
b) getting health insurance
c) getting additional dental insurance. I have 400 now. Um. Crap.