THE CRAZIES ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE YOU GUYS, BE SAFE

I was almost run over by a little old lady this morning. She was driving on the wrong side of the road, and I barely had enough time to tilt the bike away, which caused me to fall off the bike, taking the full brunt of the fall on both knees.

They look rather like road meat, actually. Very very nasty. But as I was on my way to work I had to do my entire shift with makeshift bandages out of paper towels and packaging tape.

Now? Both itch terribly so. I slept pretty much from 5-9:30 (I think I woke up long enough to chat with Fly when I rolled onto Shiny's external keyboard around 8:30), and the itching got WORSE.

But I shall hit 25K tonight. I AM NOT GOING TO LET A LITTLE OLD LADY TRYING TO ASSASSINATE ME KEEP ME DOWN. (Even more hilarious-- when I was riding on the sidewalk after, very very slowly because OMG KNEE PAIN OF DOOM, a woman pulled over, rolled her window down, and yelled at me for riding on the sidewalk. The WTFdom was too surreal, and despite my pain, I did a combo wibble-giggle, which I didn't think was the reaction she wanted XD).

Squee!

Hit 25K! Knees are BURNING, but I did it.

25,000 word, Goliath. As in "It was the classic story of David and Pretty Pretty Princess Goliath. And Ava was going to take that homecoming Queen down."

I love this story so much, but I'm just happy I can go eat my dinner <3.

EDIT @ 12:30: OMG MY DINNER JUST FELL ALL OVER THE FLOOR. DAMN YOU CLUMSY HANDS. *Cries at very dead spaghetti* ;___;