GEEK OUT

Dear Principal Professors,

Please excuse Nicole from school finals on Thursday, May 19. She is not feeling well. Nicole’s has decided to keep at home in bed for the entire day, as she has come down with what appears to be a serious hamster attack.

Nicole’s MOTHER/FATHER Jedi Master wants to assure you that Nicole’s absence is in no way, shape or form related to intergalactic struggle against the dark side, which, coincidentally, happens on the same date.

While I cannot confirm nor deny that Nicole’s MOTHER/FATHER Naptime Terrorist, has called my company, Geek Squad, to help make sure Nicole doesn’t miss any schoolwork finals & finals cramming “in case of a marathon laser sword battle,” please rest assured that Nicole will turn in all work finals on-time, most likely because family was wise enough to plan ahead in the event of a completely unexpected 24-hour illness.

I can state with relative certainty that Nicole’s illness is of the 24-hour variety, and that she will return to school finals on Friday, May 20. In the meantime, Nicole is at home Camera 12, safely in bed line, but reachable (in dire math, history or literature emergencies) by contacting her ... um... computer George.

One more thing. Beginning at 12:01 AM, Nicole will most definitely be unreachable for about two hours, nineteen minutes and eleven seconds. Nicole’s MOTHER/FATHER Diet Pepsi Supplier has insisted that this window be used for naptime – no exceptions! After all, rest is one of the keys to a speedy recovery.



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Robert Stephens
Geek Squad — Chief Inspector

I want to work out, but the rain is trying to kill me ;.;

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