If I get RL fourth-wall breaking powers, I'll try to help ;)
(or alien from cheap syndicated tv show powers... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_This_World_(TV_series) - but getting to San Jose'd be tricky with all the stopped cars... ;) )
Well, I've actually thought of the stopped cars issue with fleeing zombie hoards. A heavily armored motorcycle might help with either issue-- because even with the stopped time bit you'd be running into bugs and all sorts of things in the air, so you don't want that to hit your skin, either ;).
.... I think about things like this too much. I blame work XD
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(or alien from cheap syndicated tv show powers... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_This_World_(TV_series) - but getting to San Jose'd be tricky with all the stopped cars... ;) )
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.... I think about things like this too much. I blame work XD