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Best Fake Fortune Cookies from MS Chat:
#1: Bethy: "Crabs: Not Only for Dinner"
#2: Charles: "Sorry, I forgot to wash my hands -chef"
#3: Me & Charles: "Watch out for falling-" (They should print out "watch out for falling" and print it way far off to the right, so that the last few letters of "falling" ran off the page")
#4: Charles: "Did your cat taste like moo goo gai pan?"
#5: Charles: "duck is angry"
#6: Me: "The potato is malignant"
And for the SENTIMENTAL FAVORITE: Charles: "Wife never used to have disease" XD
#2: Charles: "Sorry, I forgot to wash my hands -chef"
#3: Me & Charles: "Watch out for falling-" (They should print out "watch out for falling" and print it way far off to the right, so that the last few letters of "falling" ran off the page")
#4: Charles: "Did your cat taste like moo goo gai pan?"
#5: Charles: "duck is angry"
#6: Me: "The potato is malignant"
And for the SENTIMENTAL FAVORITE: Charles: "Wife never used to have disease" XD