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Brain: eeuurgh, what is that noise?
Body: aaaaarrrrggghhhh, braiiinnnnsss.
Brain: Shut up body; eurgh, too sick for work. Body, call work!
Body: No!
Brain: CALL WORK OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO GET UP AND DO JUMPING JACKS.
Body: You don't control me!
Brain: IN THE NUDE.
Body: *sulks* Reaches for cellphone & dials work.
Brain: 15 rings? WTF?
Body: Ha! I win!
Sickness: Ha! No, I WIN!
Lungs: *in dramatic death throws* Hack hack gurgle cough ;______;!
Brain: *shakes itself* Only I would have emo lungs.
((Lather, Rinse, Repeat every 15 minutes, no answer at work))
Brain: omg sooo pissed off. WTF WORK NO LOVE
Sickness: *does the time warp again*
Stomach: omg you so did not go there!
Brain: BODY! CALL WORK AGAIN!
Body: ;___; I hurt! No way!
Brain: NUDE JUMPING JACKS.
Body: Whatever. *mutters* hor.
Ears--Brain: I heard that!
Body: *dials work again, feeble motions*
((Answer! It is now 8AM, when my on-call shift was suppose to start. And it was apparently cancelled yesterday and they forgot to tell me. Stupid work!))
Body: HAHA--ACK! *caught in shivers* Brain, save us! We are DYING!
Brain: Stupid emo body. BODY! GET UP!
Body: This is no time for heroics!
Brain: NAKED JUMPING JACKS.
Body: I CANNOT.
Brain: *COMMANDS YOU*
Body: ;___;. I hate you brain.
Brain: TO THE DAYQUIL.
Sickness: NOOOOOOOOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dayquil: I AM THE GREAT AND HOLY ONE. WHAT IS THY BIDDING?
Brain: CRUSADE AGAINST THE ILLNESS, OH HOLY ONE.
Body: Yay cure! *swallows the magic elixir*
Mouth: Oh no you didn't!
Brain: TO THE BED!
Body: *grumbles but does so*
((sleep. Glorious sleep with DREAMS, that include dancing M&Ms. I blame the holy dayquil))
Brain: eeuurrgh
Sickness: HAHA I AM IN YOUR NOSE, DROP KICKING ALL YOUR SINUSES
Nose: x.x!
Brain: Dayquil, why have you failed me?!
Dayquil: I NEED MY BROTHERS FOR THIS SICKNESS, WOE (It has been over four hours! I need reinforcements!)
Brain: BODY GET THEE TO THE DAYQUIL
Body: ....
Brain: Body?!!
Body: ....
Brain: Body, this is sooo not funny.
Body: *crawls to dayquil*
Dayquil: *mighty* ARR! *attacks nose*
Nose: x.x!!!!!
Sickness: WTF, I'm too cool for this! *retreats to base in lungs and festers*
Lungs: hack-gurgle-hack-hack ;___________;!
Brain: Yay! Now we can get up, body!
Body: NOOOO!
Brain: Naked-
Body: You don't-
Brain: Jumping-
Body: ....
Brain: ARISE YOU LAZY CABOOSE.
Body: *grumbles but heads to LJ, intent to write its revenge*
Brain: HAHA *gets the last word*


Two doses of the orange stuff and I feel almost alive. Yay, feeble joy!
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